Who else would nominate a failed plumber to represent them but Republicants?

I mean, have you ever seen a plumber that didn't have MORE work than he could handle? You have to really suck to be a loser as a plumber, and rely on Gov't assistance while you complain about Gov't spending and intervention in your life. So what do the Republicants do with a guy like this?.....they NOMINATE him to be their representative!! Of course!!