Would you purchase and eat a new sandwich at McDondald's, called?

The "McGurrgle". It is guaranteed to sit in your stomach and smolder like a dump. Chances are good, you will be melting porcelain within the hour. Taste great, but it is like a pipe-cleaner going through your system. Hopefully, you will be somewhere that has good plumbing and a powerful ventilation system. POLL: (A) I'll pass >or< (B) Give me a dozen, I'm all backed up